April 10, 2003
My Warblog
(file under better late than never)February 15th
Protesters are stupid
Posted by alex
March 19th 2003
Shock and Awe Yeah baby!
Posted by alex
March 20th 2003
My friend who is working at a Bedouin service station reports that a column of American Abrams M1A1 tanks (3rd light infantry division?) has just passed through Rumalia. Hear that Saddam? That's the sound of your mustache fleeing the country!
Posted by alex
March 21 2003
The Medina Division appears to be pulling out of Najef and may be moving toward
Baghdad to reinforce Sadam's positions there.
Posted by alex
March 23rd 2003
Oil wells in Southern Iraq are ablaze!
Posted by alex
March 26 2003
Some of you have asked about my source that works at the Bedouin service station. Forgive me if I insist on protecting my source. Suffice it to say he has been working in the service station for years and that we met while I was in the Marines.
Posted by alex
March 27 2003
A source who is an AWAK commander called me from above Iraq tonight. He was on a bombing run, and he wanted to let his family know that he is ok.
Posted by alex
March 28 2003
There have been nasty rumors circulating about my friend in the Bedouin service station. All I can say is that if you don’t trust me, don’t read it.
Posted by alex
March 29 2003
Marines are taking small arms fire from a bus disguised as a Red Crescent ambulance.
(thanks sarge!) There have also been reports of mortar fire outside of Baghdad.
More later…
Posted by alex
March 31st 2003
This afternoon, outside Basra, an Iraqi boy approached Royal Air Force private
John Cooney of Sheffield, handed him a flower, and said: "Thank you for liberating
us. In this tulip there is the hope off my nation. There are many ways of looking
at this. Some of us see you as liberators, and others as occupiers. There will
be no real truth, in the end, but you and I and the machine gun there at your
side and this flower in my hand. I pray with my family at night that we can
keep them both in the proper place."
Posted by alex
April 3rd 2003
You know what. Fuck you Instapundit.
You win. I don’t have a friend in a Bedouin service station. I've never been
in the marines. It's me who works in the Bedouin service station. Only it's
not in a Bedouin service station, it's a Gaseteria, and it's in Queens. You're
right. So fucking sue me.
Posted by alex
April 4th 2003
I just called Jet Blue but they aren’t taking reservations yet for flights into
Baghdad International Airport. "Try again in a few days" she said. Funny girl.
Posted by alex
April 5th 2003
These
dolphins really should learn to keep their beaks (is it a beak or a snout with a dolphin?)
shut. What did they think they would be doing in the army?
Posted by alex
April 8th 2003
OK. I don’t work at a service station. I admit it. I thought if it sounded like
I was in the oil business I might get someone to send me an email with troop
movement information. I work for a marketing firm. You know those ads you get
in your credit card statement? That's me. Please leave me alone. If you don’t
like my warblog don’t read it.
Posted by alex
9 April 2003
The War is over! What do you say to that you protest-tards! They are celebrating
in the streets in Baghdad! (Oops, wrong
link)
Posted by alex
30th April 2003
Sorry, it's been a while since my last post. I've been busy. More soon.
Posted by alex
May 5th 2003
Still Busy.
Posted by alex
July 14th 2003
My boss just got fired and this has been the worst day ever.
Posted by alex
October 10th 2003
Hey, leave a comment why doncha?
Posted by alex
November 12th 2003
I miss my war.
Posted by alex
