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December 01, 2005

Sexy Ghosts and Scary License Plates

Man haunted by sex-hungry ghost, says the Star. The ghost's gotta have it, every night, appearing to him in various forms.

He's lost his job, he says, and his girlfriends just don't understand. He can't concentrate and has complained of bad luck. This is in Malaysia, by the way, where bad luck kills more people every year than heart disease. The man called in the services of a medium to perform an exorcism when he decided he'd had enough amazing nightly ghost sex.

It only took him sixteen years.

The medium decided the ghost was a love-suicide from thirty years ago and performed an elaborate ritual to send her on her way. Not such a bad deal for the ghost, either. She might lose her aging toy boy but in exchange she gets a maid and a chauffeur in the afterlife.

Of course, the ex-hauntee has to pay a monthly salary for the pair of servants.

Meanwhile, here in the enlightened west where people laugh at such silly things, a couple is trying desperately to get their license plate changed. Their bright red Oldsmobile currently has a plate that reads 666-KEN. They claim they're a good Christian family, but none of them would fess up. As of press time it is still uncertain who KEN is and what relationship he has to the car's owners.

Yet again, our thanks to www.Snopes.com for the link fries.

Posted by Wellington at December 1, 2005 02:39 PM

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Posted by: FL at December 1, 2005 10:14 PM